Bidbansag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful hedgehog.

Bidbansag created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbansag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bidbansag, she will be very sad.

Bidbansag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bidbansag's Holy Commandments

1. Bidbansag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Retreat if three whales approach from the north.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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