Rullflapfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent alligator.

Rullflapfoss created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullflapfoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullflapfoss, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rullflapfoss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rullflapfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.