Rullflapfoss is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, prudent
alligator.
Rullflapfoss created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullflapfoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Rullflapfoss, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Rullflapfoss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Rullflapfoss' Holy Commandments1. Never eat beans.
2. Do not hurt hamsters.
3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.
4. Do not shave your head.
5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.