Ponmadquag is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable
alligator.
Ponmadquag created the planet Earth six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ponmadquag, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Ponmadquag, she will ignore you.
Ponmadquag's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Ponmadquag's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear titanium on your body.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Hide if six doves approach from the west.
5. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing yellow coats.