Jipwondap is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective
bee.
Jipwondap created life twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Jipwondap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Jipwondap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Jipwondap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Jipwondap's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your chest gray.
2. Never wear scarves.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always help sick foxes.
5. Never write about ultrasonics.