Jipwondap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective bee.

Jipwondap created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipwondap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jipwondap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jipwondap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jipwondap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest gray.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.