Dapfitlit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind clam.

Dapfitlit created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dapfitlit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapfitlit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dapfitlit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dapfitlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Dapfitlit must be the most important thing in your life.