Liplegbot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-powerful weasel.

Liplegbot created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Liplegbot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liplegbot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Liplegbot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Liplegbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.