Gepdonsandmiftikpadpopmil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless rat.

Gepdonsandmiftikpadpopmil created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdonsandmiftikpadpopmil, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepdonsandmiftikpadpopmil, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gepdonsandmiftikpadpopmil's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gepdonsandmiftikpadpopmil's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing trousers.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.