Gilnelkem is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage wasp.

Gilnelkem created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilnelkem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gilnelkem, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gilnelkem's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gilnelkem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gilnelkem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not keep four birds in a large pit.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing white jumpers and balancing nine iron spheres on your hands.