Fumgem is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, calm frog.

Fumgem created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fumgem, it will not care.

Fumgem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fumgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fumgem.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help eagles in need.