Hitgubrilldod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak centaur.

Hitgubrilldod created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgubrilldod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hitgubrilldod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hitgubrilldod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hitgubrilldod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Hitgubrilldod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Retreat if four geese approach from the east.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.