Hadveenvil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless alligator.

Hadveenvil created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadveenvil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hadveenvil, it will not care at all.

Hadveenvil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hadveenvil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise badgers for they are unholy.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Always help frogs.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never feed garlic to gulls while wearing magenta rings.