Damtonkfom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, two-faced otter.

Damtonkfom created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damtonkfom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Damtonkfom, he will manifest in front of you.

Damtonkfom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Damtonkfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Damtonkfom on top of important buildings.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Put Damtonkfom first in all things.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Do not listen to music.