Bamvolgemflownurdittunflig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, narcissistic faun.

Bamvolgemflownurdittunflig created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamvolgemflownurdittunflig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bamvolgemflownurdittunflig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bamvolgemflownurdittunflig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bamvolgemflownurdittunflig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.