Hudyamflig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy fly.

Hudyamflig created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudyamflig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hudyamflig, he will send you a sign.

Hudyamflig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hudyamflig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed limes to monkeys while wearing kilts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.