Rotflatnill is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest hummingbird.

Rotflatnill created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotflatnill, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotflatnill, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rotflatnill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rotflatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not keep seven nematodes in a large pit.

5. Rotflatnill must be the most important thing in your life.