Pitrildib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane manatee.

Pitrildib created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitrildib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pitrildib, she will strike you with lightening.

Pitrildib's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pitrildib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Pitrildib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Put Pitrildib first in all things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pitrildib.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.