Motjigbogham is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful hamster.

Motjigbogham created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Motjigbogham, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Motjigbogham, it will turn you into a rat.

Motjigbogham's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Motjigbogham's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick whales.