Komgigbug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident dryad.

Komgigbug created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komgigbug, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komgigbug, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Komgigbug's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Komgigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komgigbug.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing fawn scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your neck.