Gudhunwig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous wolf.

Gudhunwig created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Gudhunwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gudhunwig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gudhunwig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gudhunwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing mauve corsets and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.

5. Never feed lots of peas to voles while wearing yellow tights.