Vograwomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witty dugong.

Vograwomt created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vograwomt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vograwomt, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vograwomt's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vograwomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never feed turnips to rats while wearing orange dresses.

4. Never wear indigo coats.

5. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.