Quartwaddutqueegkonpinpin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful raven.

Quartwaddutqueegkonpinpin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartwaddutqueegkonpinpin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quartwaddutqueegkonpinpin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quartwaddutqueegkonpinpin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quartwaddutqueegkonpinpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Always wear green.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention cats.