Yokbifteen is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, moody chicken.

Yokbifteen created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbifteen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokbifteen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yokbifteen's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yokbifteen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yokbifteen on top of all buildings.

2. Run away if four turtles approach from the east.

3. Run away from black horses, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.