Tentomhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet wren.

Tentomhiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tentomhiv, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tentomhiv, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tentomhiv's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tentomhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Tentomhiv loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.