Sanlipspag Wadnadpig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, stupid crane.

Sanlipspag Wadnadpig created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanlipspag Wadnadpig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanlipspag Wadnadpig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sanlipspag Wadnadpig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sanlipspag Wadnadpig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanlipspag Wadnadpig.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.