Femdumcar is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful cobra.

Femdumcar created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Femdumcar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Femdumcar, he will ignore you.

Femdumcar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Femdumcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.