Canragmifab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain frog.

Canragmifab created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canragmifab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Canragmifab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Canragmifab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Canragmifab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near foxes.

2. Always help swans.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canragmifab.

5. Do not kill snails.
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