Paklimkop is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome wyrm.

Paklimkop created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Paklimkop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Paklimkop, he will turn you into a goat.

Paklimkop's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Paklimkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about planets.