Paklimkop is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, awesome
wyrm.
Paklimkop created the Sol system two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Paklimkop, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Paklimkop, he will turn you into a goat.
Paklimkop's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Paklimkop's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Goats are not to be trusted.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never write about planets.