Bempigril is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent beaver.

Bempigril created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Bempigril, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bempigril, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bempigril's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bempigril's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bempigril.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bempigril on top of all buildings.