Nartdobpod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful snake.

Nartdobpod created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartdobpod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nartdobpod, she will remove you from existence.

Nartdobpod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nartdobpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Nartdobpod loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not keep four tortoises in a large pit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.