Sagwatsidpodbun Busminten is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish skunk.

Sagwatsidpodbun Busminten created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagwatsidpodbun Busminten, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagwatsidpodbun Busminten, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sagwatsidpodbun Busminten's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sagwatsidpodbun Busminten's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.