Yamfidfad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, loving hedgehog.

Yamfidfad created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfidfad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yamfidfad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yamfidfad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yamfidfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yamfidfad's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamfidfad.

5. Never talk about cell theory.