Yamfubnur is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest ant.

Yamfubnur created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfubnur, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamfubnur, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yamfubnur's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yamfubnur's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from purple swans for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Yamfubnur nine times a day.

4. Never wear magenta dresses.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.