Sanladgon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless donkey.

Sanladgon created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanladgon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sanladgon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sanladgon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sanladgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing purple dresses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.