Stikmipnatnab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest gorilla.

Stikmipnatnab created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikmipnatnab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stikmipnatnab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stikmipnatnab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Stikmipnatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Erect six carbon sculptures of Stikmipnatnab on top of important buildings.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.