Vignurlhen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless capybara.

Vignurlhen created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vignurlhen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vignurlhen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vignurlhen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vignurlhen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vignurlhen.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never mention whales.