Baptonsit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm naga.

Baptonsit created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Baptonsit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Baptonsit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Baptonsit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Baptonsit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Baptonsit's priests.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about archaea.