Quafarfkamyiktam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet crow.

Quafarfkamyiktam created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafarfkamyiktam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quafarfkamyiktam, she will not invite you to parties.

Quafarfkamyiktam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Quafarfkamyiktam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Never skip in the presence of cats.

5. Never write about nebulae.