Bedkikrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever eagle.

Bedkikrag created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedkikrag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bedkikrag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bedkikrag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bedkikrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bedkikrag on top of all buildings.

3. Never paint your chest turquoise.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.