Wodpibdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, conceited coyote.

Wodpibdun created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodpibdun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wodpibdun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wodpibdun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wodpibdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wodpibdun.

4. Wodpibdun loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat bark.