Tafpascuss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, conceited dove.

Tafpascuss created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafpascuss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tafpascuss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tafpascuss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tafpascuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Tafpascuss loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.