Fatfidgof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust cat.

Fatfidgof created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fatfidgof, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fatfidgof, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fatfidgof's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fatfidgof's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing violet kilts and balancing four platinum spheres on your feet.

3. You must pray to Fatfidgof seven times a day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.