Tetti is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent crane.

Tetti created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tetti, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tetti, he will turn you into a rat.

Tetti's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Never look at comets.