Tonwitbimcedrullnartsadmab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous fish.

Tonwitbimcedrullnartsadmab created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonwitbimcedrullnartsadmab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonwitbimcedrullnartsadmab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tonwitbimcedrullnartsadmab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tonwitbimcedrullnartsadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.