Gonbeglig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful fish.

Gonbeglig created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonbeglig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gonbeglig, he will strike you with lightening.

Gonbeglig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gonbeglig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gonbeglig's priests.

2. Do not keep nine ants in a large pit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.