Wikgemhas Flagdissvid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish raccoon.

Wikgemhas Flagdissvid created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikgemhas Flagdissvid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wikgemhas Flagdissvid, she will come to you in dreams.

Wikgemhas Flagdissvid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wikgemhas Flagdissvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Never feed lots of turnips to moths while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wikgemhas Flagdissvid.