Garfunbin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid weasel.

Garfunbin created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garfunbin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Garfunbin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Garfunbin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Garfunbin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dogs approach from the east.

2. Garfunbin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at moons.