Yatfodtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty weasel.

Yatfodtetti created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatfodtetti, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yatfodtetti, she will be very unhappy.

Yatfodtetti's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yatfodtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away from violet shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shave your legs.