Niggofhen Yikhasrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident dugong.

Niggofhen Yikhasrag created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Niggofhen Yikhasrag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Niggofhen Yikhasrag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Niggofhen Yikhasrag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Niggofhen Yikhasrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.