Canmanzed is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented ferret.

Canmanzed created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Canmanzed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Canmanzed, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Canmanzed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Canmanzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet blue.

2. Put Canmanzed first in all things.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canmanzed.