Ranfem is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain frog.

Ranfem created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ranfem, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ranfem's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ranfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.